The title means "A Violent Death on Swift Wings." It is one of the few Latin phrases I know and I just wanted something fancy to catch your attention. Pay no mind.
I saw this in Taz's journal and it was too long, complicated and at the end vague to resist posting myself. Read it and weep.

1) Full name:
Robert Micheal Lucien Dodge Geange. The middle names are not on my birth certificate but are on everything else. I gave them to myself when I was but a wee lad.

2) Male/Female:
I am a Man. A manly, MANS, man. Not a female. The long hair and bitchiness means nothing.

3) Were you named after anyone?
Robert is a family name on my mothers side, so my great grandad, my grandpa and my uncle.

4) Does your name mean anything?
I'm a white guy, our names don't mean anything.

5) Nickname(s):
People call me whatever they want to, as long as it isn't a shortened version of Robert. I cannot stress that enough. Pro is my main nickname, because I make everyone look like noobs.

6) What do you think you look like?
You know that sexy guy you see in the coffee shop every day? I look like that. Only better.

7) Date of birth:
I don't like people knowing when I was born. But it was in 1990.

8) Place of birth, and current location:
Birthplace: Palmerston north.
Location: Wanganui.

9) Nationality:
Umm... I'm a New Zealander I suppose?

10) Astrology sign:
Aquarius. It sucks, let me assure you.

11) Chinese astrology sign:
Metal Horse.

12) Religion:
The Matrix is the closest I could describe it.

13) What's your favorite smell?
Motor Oil. This confuses a lot of people.

14) Political position:
AAAANNAAARCHHYYYYYYY! WOOOOOOOO! Oh shit barbarians.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Bourbon. Usually I have to settle for a coffee.

16) Hair + eye color:
Hair - Light Brown with this crazy natural blonde streak. The ladies love it.
Eyes - They change between blue and green. They often look gray but that is just dull blue. Right now they are dull green.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
I look like jack black when my hair is shorter, but now if I put on some round glasses I look like Ozzy Osbourne. Also: Jesus.

18) What do you look like?
Didn't we cover this already?

19) Any unusual talents?
I have a thousand different voices, and none of them are my own.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Right handed but one day I decided to be left handed for a change. It wasn't that tough so now I can use both.

21) Gay, straight, bisexual, or other?
I'm straight, but try telling that to gay dudes.

22) What do you do for a living?
I smile and take peoples money.

23) What do you do for fun?
My entire life is a blast. I haven't been bored since I was 8. For a REAL good time, I go exploring.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
Oil paints and metals. I don't do much work with them but they are the best.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
I've always wanted to try my hand at ice sculpting.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
Yes, on several occasions.

27) Someone special?
I have always had someone special, and I hope I have someone special for the rest of my days. Um but romantically no.

28) Crush(es):
I crush people every day. I love the word crush.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Angela Gossow. She is so hardcore that I would make an exception for her being blonde.

30) Current worries:
I don't worry. That shit gives you cancer. I can't smoke AND worry.

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s):
My Ragnarok guildmates

32) Favorite place to be?
The open road at night. Normally I'm not driving.

33) Least favorite place to be?
I have been to many horrible places, but Outback Australia takes the prize.

34) Do you burn or tan?
I'm multi-talented, I can do either, but burning takes less effort.

35) Ever break a bone?
Several bones in both of my arms. I like it rough.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
Cocopuffs.

37) Person you cry with:
Crying in the vicinity of other people is embarrassing and you should feel bad for doing it. Shame on you all.

38) Any sisters?
I have two evil stepsisters.

39) Any brothers?
One older and one younger.

40) Any pets?
We have so many pets I don't even keep track. Several cats and dogs and a few fish last I checked.

41) An illness?
I'm sick in the head.

42) A pager?
I WANT ONE OF THOSE. IT WOULD BE SO DAMN CLASSY.

43) A personal phone line?
Nevar.

44) A cell phone?
Regrettably.

45) A visible birthmark?
Nope.

46) A pool or hot tub?
Neither.

47) A car?
Cars only cause problems. Motorbikes are the way of the future people!


Describe your...

48) Personality:
I don't really have a personality, it's more like a mood. I'm never the same.

49) Driving:
Illegal and aggressive.

50) Your clothing style:
I wear what fits. A lot of black with some white and blue in there just to mix it up. I see people who are 'well dressed' look at me and cringe, but fuck these people, they do not matter.

51) Room:
Ever seen a police photo of a place that's been trashed after they've been robbed? Put a fridge in there and you have my room.

52) What's missing:
Insulation.

53) School:
ROCKED ROYALE ASS. It was a bit tedious during actual classes at times though.

54) Bed:
My bed is sacred. I love bunk beds, but I traded mine in for a king size, the only thing better. I can roll over as much as I like without falling off.

55) Relationship with your parent(s):
My mum has given up on me but still loves me apparently, and I'm not sure about my dad. I wasn't the nicest of sons... but he's a pretty laid back cool guy so I bet he is alright with me by now.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
I believe in lightning.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Most certainly. I fell in love with coffee as soon as I laid eyes upon it.

58) Do you consider yourself a good listener?
I am a fantastic listener as long as you don't bore me.

59) Do you have a future dream that you would like to share?
I want to own my own coffee shop.

60) Get Along with your parents:
Quite often.

61) Do you save your e-mail conversations?
I don't 'save' them, just leave them in my inbox.

62) Do you pray?
Yes. But I'm not religious. I... don't know what to tell you.

63) Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes, but only for livestock. Ever notice how all cows and sheep look the same? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE, MAN!

64) Do you brush your teeth twice a day?
Nope.

65) Do you like to talk on the phone?
I hate it.

66) Like to eat?
No, it makes me feel sick. (in your face taz, someone who doesn't like eating )

67) Like to exercise?
I love it. I never do it, but it always looks so cool on t.v.

68) Like to watch sports?
I like to watch people beat the crap out of each other.

69) Sing in the car?
Not unless it's one of my CD's playing... sadly my taste in music means that's not often.

70) Can you describe a dream that you have all the time?
I have a dream where I meet my doppelganger. He causes me problems because everyone thinks he is me.

71) Do you dream in color?
I dream in infared.

72) Do you have nightmares?
My nightmares are more normal than my dreams, usually I realize it'sa dream and I can't wake up.

73) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No but sometimes my cat sleeps on me. That's way better if you can get comfortable.

74) Right next to you:
My bed. Great setup, I know.

75) On your favorite coffee cup:
It's just a black mug, but it's huge and I love it.

76) On your mouse pad:
My mouse.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum:
I like it more after the 'flavor' is all gone.

78) Your brand of deodorant:
It varies. Whatever has the best looking can usually.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
Iunno.

80) Your dream husband/wife:
3 inches shorter than me and puts up with my crap. I'm not fussy. As long as they aren't blonde.

81) Hiding in your closet:
I have no closet.

82) Under your bed:
Something big and hungry. I hear its stomach rumbling at night.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends:
Alice in Wonderland! That girl is fucking awesome.

84) Your bad time of the day:
Waking up.

85) Your worst fear(s):
An immortal enemy.

86) What's the weather like?
It's wonderful! Except when it's horrible. Then it's HORRIBLY WONDERFUL!

87) Your favorite time of year?
It's all good.

88) Your favorite holiday?
Leif Erickson Day.

89) A material weakness:
My jacket. It completes me and without it I am a broken man.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:
My roommate invented a magical sandwich he called "Everything-in-the-fridge-on-toast" or "The Kinsey Supreme" for short. It looks like cat vomit but tastes great!

91) At the top of your "to-do list":
Your sister.

92) The hardest thing about growing up:
Pretending to be mature as well.

93) A pet peeve:
People who touch me. I dress in heavy long clothing for a reason.

94) Your scariest moment:
I stood on a grave at night and it cracked caved in and felt like it was swallowing my foot. Creepy as hell.

95) Your attitude about love:
Love is where you find it. Don't go looking. You'll be left exhausted and disappointed.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex:
I'm a funny guy, but I'm not desperate... No instance comes to mind though.

97) The worst feeling in the world:
When you go to make a coffee and there is none left.

98) The best feeling in the world:
Getting more coffee!

99) Who sent this to you?
I found it in Taz's journal.

100) 20 people you tag:
I don't even know 20 people. The usual, do it if you want, who gives a piss.

I have mixed feelings about it. First of all I am lucky I don't have anything worth taking. But upon closer inspection it would appear that I do...?

The things that were taken as far as I can tell are as follows
- About 15 terrorizer CDs
- My export gold CD wallet full with bootleg CDs
- A 50g Winfield tobacco packet that wasn't even mine
- A pair of stainless steel scissors
- My PS3 controller

When I got home I was told that someone had left my door open and ransacked the placed. "Ransacked" is how it always looked, but I noticed that my cupboards were open. I am lucky that my room is a catastrophic mess because otherwise they may have found and taken my original CD collection including all of my Megadeth albums. That would have really made me sad.

But yeah, my next door neighbor Jim told me a little maori guy that can't have been more than 13 years old was hanging around during the day and he had a backpack on. Being Monday, there was no alcohol, drugs or money left in my room, and they were probably looking for my PS3 and were sorely disappointed.

People say being robbed is a horrible thing, having someone else rummage through your belongings puts a taint on it or whatever. I'm not really getting that. I guess you know how much of a material person you are when things get stolen. I don't know if I feel lucky or offended that they didn't deem my computer worth taking.

But as I have always said, anything you can't carry with you is just a possession that is weighing you down. I had on all my manly jewelry, my bulletproof jacket and filled the pockets with anything I don't want to loose. I do every day. That doesn't mean when I find this kid I won't beat him like a runaway slave. I'm really gonna miss that controller.

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR ELDERLY NEIGHBORS, THEY WILL TELL YOU WHEN PEOPLE ARE ALL UP IN YOUR FRIES.

Oh and lock your doors or whatever.

One day, Johno and I went to Wellington. We drank lots of beer and I stood on a bottle. It broke and a piece of glass went through my boot and into my foot. Then we went to a Disturbed concert and rocked out.

THE END.

Yeah... I stole this from James.

Because I love showing off my musical tastes.

To the like three people that actually read this journal.

Who already know what music I listen to.

BUT WHATEVER~!!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie


Opening Credits:
Para-Noir
-Marylin Manson
Comments: Kick it off with an angry love song. Great.

Waking up:
New Millennium Homes
-Rage Against The Machine
Comments: Followed by an angry song about the establishment. Excellent.

First Day at High school:
Ordinary Story
-In Flames
Comments: A nice mellow song that suits the category.

Falling In Love:
Creeping Death
-Metallica
Comments: Hells yeah. Sums it up nicely.

Fight Song:
Reclaim My Place
-Korn
Comments: A bit slow for a fight song. Unless you start it half way through. And stop it before the guitar solo ends.

Breaking Up:
She's Like Heroin
-System of a Down
Comments: If you have heard this song, it fits rather well.

Prom:
Perfectly Flawed
-Otep
Comments: Yeah that was my prom alright.

Life:
Fallback
-Spineshank
Comments: "Until my world is caving in" is the point where I take action and get it together. Totally true.

Mental Breakdown:
Corazon of Mine
-Ill Nino
Comments: "Stay forever; walk behind me. When I say it's forever, don't remind me." Pretty much means I will be doomed to a life of profound unhappiness.

Driving:
The Hive
-In Flames
Comments: This song is about angels getting ripped apart, underachieving and hopelessness. I can only ever dream of driving as hardcore as this.

Flashback:
I Thought I Knew It All
-Megadeth
Comments: This actually is a flashback song. Go figure.

Getting Back Together:
Nitro (youth energy)
-Offspring
Comments: Live like there is no tomorrow !! Rockin'.

Wedding:
Ashes in Your Mouth
-Megadeth
Comments: Slavery and economic depression... yep, thats a wedding.

Birth of Child:
Dismal Perception
-Severe Torture
Comments: No further comment required.

Final Battle:
Remember
-Disturbed
Comments: A pretty lame song for a final battle imo.

Death Scene:
Cruise Control
-Headless Chickens
Comments: Headless chickens songs are too weird to even begin to describe. This isn't really a 'finish up' song, being the first one on the album and all.

Funeral Song:
Loathsome
-Pig Destroyer
Comments: Going out with a bang always was my style. "Let the dead rot where they fall" will thunder all the duration of my funeral precession and then as my coffin is lowered into my grave the song can finish up "AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK."

End Credits:
Shoots and Ladders
-Korn
Comments: Most people would just turn off the CD after loathsome anyway. I never really got this song.

Final Comments on your life: Pretty damn hardcore.

No, I'm not talking about Taz, I mean the real and true black guy sporting a mohawk, A-Team Mr. T. He was born today in 1952.

So if you see him, remember to wish him well on his 56th birthday.